Wednesday, August 13, 2025

Dream #555 (August 13, 2025) Dock Wedding and Nick Kroll Jungle Race

 A pair of mini dreams.


    In my first dream, which is very fuzzy, I was attending a wedding with my brothers (Matt and Mike). The wedding was being held on a dock that looked out onto a beautiful lake surrounded by fall trees with yellow, orange and red leaves. I had forgotten to bring something to the wedding (fittingly I don't remember what), so I was wandering about the wedding venue and the dock looking for it. I remember a some point a small yacht pulled up to the dock with a man dressed like the pope who was supposed to conduct the wedding.


And another.


    I dreamt that I was in a jungle getting ready to race Nick Kroll on foot for some large amount of prize money. He's doing well for himself (and I think he comes from money too) so I'm not sure why he was participating or why it was one-on-one. We were standing on a dirt patch in front of a steep and rocky incline surrounded by thick greenery. Nick quickly said "ready, set, go!" to start the race off. I realized we were both not wearing shoes, so I put on and tied up my rainbow shoes, which gave him a head start (though I assumed it would pay off later to not be barefoot in the jungle). Being a nimble fellow, I scrambled and climbed and ran and quickly caught up to Nick. This was a long distance race so we both were trying not to burn too much energy, though that was difficult in the jungle terrain

    Soon we began to encounter really difficult spots to pass through, so we started helping each other. As we did so, we began talking and decided to just work on finish the race simultaneously so that we could both win. It sounded way more fun than competing so that's what we did. We helped each other climb vines, get over boulders, and tunnel through overgrown areas. As we were nearing the end, we spotted Donald Trump in a row boat with a young woman (she was rowing). Apparently he had funded this race and was there to watch us compete. When Nick and I realized this, we decided to sabotage the whole thing and commandeer Trump's row boat. We both hopped in and started making it rock bath and forth, and the old man started yelling at us (though the young woman was amused). Then neck dropped his shorts and stuck his bare butt in Trump's face, then leaned all the way over to say "helllloooo" to him between his legs.


Then I awoke.

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